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Eric fell in love with an FBI informant

avid cynic, denim chicken, magnets.

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever


Apr 18th at 12PM / via: dutchster / op: contraception / 65,342 notes

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image


blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…



awwww-cute:

Pure bliss

awwww-cute:

Pure bliss


Apr 17th at 10PM / via: pleatedjeans / op: worths / 108,023 notes
worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks


Apr 17th at 9PM / via: itsjustsgme / op: 4gifs / 199,027 notes
4gifs:

Avenge me…

4gifs:

Avenge me…


irresistible-revolution:

#cutie #I just like imagining the nazgul rider reaching up and scratching the fellbeast’s belly and saying in an ominous hissing voice #WHO. ISSSS. A. GOOD. BAHHHHHOOOYYY. #and the fellbeast thumping its tail on the ground such that one of the less structurally sound ruins collapses #god I want a fellbeast to chill with on the ruins of a recently-conquered city

irresistible-revolution:

    


liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life


Apr 17th at 7PM / via: bobbyjean83 / op: animalgifdaily / 7,446 notes
animalgifdaily:

source

animalgifdaily:

source


lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.


Apr 17th at 7PM / via: awkwardgaypauses / op: damnyoulevine / 236,487 notes

ifreakinlovebooks:

Best TV show ever.


Apr 17th at 6PM / via: dutchster / op: collectiveassbutts / 99,854 notes

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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Apr 17th at 4PM / via: cornfucker / op: / 28,753 notes

Apr 17th at 4PM / via: dutchster / op: katara / 71,466 notes