trying to eat healthy like
dont tell me its raining cats and dogs dont lead me on like that
can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit
I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder.
people seem to think
we’re this super polite country
who drinks tea and eats crumpets
and spend all our time worshiping the monarch
but really we’re all twats
who speak with so much sarcasm you’ve no idea what we’re saying
Also it’s the best show ever made and has rowan atkinson so it ain’t a bad watch either.
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS