You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
you know what really gets my goat?
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
these gifs are literally perfect i can’t even 😭😭
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her
That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.
Me at a buffet:
Me after a buffet: