A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
That was my exact thought lmao
As a Target employee, I can verify that this is part of our training manual, Black Friday through Christmas.
I really love the fact that for a few weeks every year Britain absolutely loses its shit over a bunch of people we’ve never seen before in our lives squatting in front of ovens and crying over the texture of cake I feel like it really brings us together in combined fear of soggy bottomsI’m sorry, what? Can someone explain this to me?
in case you were having a bad day check out this guy i just saw
Lads & Gents → Text Posts
Hey, Charlie! Hey, listen, uh, you’ve been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
This is my new favorite thing.
sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
romeo being weeaboo trash
to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.