Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
me in 2 years
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG