An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…
#cutie #I just like imagining the nazgul rider reaching up and scratching the fellbeast’s belly and saying in an ominous hissing voice #WHO. ISSSS. A. GOOD. BAHHHHHOOOYYY. #and the fellbeast thumping its tail on the ground such that one of the less structurally sound ruins collapses #god I want a fellbeast to chill with on the ruins of a recently-conquered city
This account gives me life
Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.
Best TV show ever.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives